We wrote a record ten years ago,
But there were some things we didn't know.
We were cocky and we were young,
Now we need to write a retraction song.

If you try to write a record in less than a day
With a handle of whisky, you're going to make some mistakes.

I got Stryper and Styx confused;
'New Orleansy' got me in trouble;
Todd's from Alabama, let's make that clear;
But chickens still have hair.

Steve Slater, I read your book
(yeah I intend to read that book).
We should do more research, it's true,
But in the meantime, here's "Buddies II"!
We wrote another record in less than a day, so here's a pre-emptive apology.