(Originally by Slade)

Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
It's the time that every Santa has a ball.
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does a ton-up on his sleigh?
Do the fairies keep him sober for the day?

So here it is, Merry Christmas,
Everybody's having fun.
Look to the future now,
It's only just begun.

Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside?
Does your granny always tell you
That the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock and rollin' with the rest.

What will your daddy do
When he sees your mama kissing Santa Claus?

Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?
Do you ride on down the hillside
In a buggy you have made,
And land upon your head, then you been slayed?