(Originally by Chris T-T)

There are 280 giraffes
On the British mainland,
Shared around between 85 zoos
And a few stuck in private collections.

They tell a story of the First Giraffe:
He learned to swim and he led them to England.
He wrote down 3 rules to live by,
And even now they still believe them.

Stick your neck out,
Stand up taller,
Don't look down now.

It's ok, it's ok, we will find a way
Around the fences humans made for us.
It's ok, it's ok, we will find a way.

There are 280 giraffes,
And like the Prophet said, they're getting organised.
Countdown to their own Year Zero
When the giraffes will learn to fly.

Giraffes are all around,
Giraffes are floating down.