The Kerrang Awards Voting Season is upon us, folks, at it’d be great if you could take time out of your busy schedules to vote me up on this one. Previous internet vote drives have seen me achieving some ridiculous stuff in life, and my recent victory over all mainstream pop on Sara Cox (or something) wasn’t even solicited. So if we all pull together, who knows? You can vote here: awards.kerrang.com. I’d focus on Best British Band and Best Live Act. And while you’re there, a word for the Xcerts as Best British Newcomers wouldn’t go amiss either. Thanks everyone.

In other news, would the UAF please, please fuck off? As “fascist” as those they oppose, clearly. They seem to be utterly incapable of grasping the basics of what freedom means. Morons.